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# arrgghh
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# 'is knob fell off
ond floated dan the rivver.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Wave goodbye!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not an alien...
Having one of my shits become sentient and wander off would scare the, well, shit out of me, then it would be doubly worse.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# It'd be like being a ladee.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# As far as you know...
At least, I HOPE you haven't experienced that first-hand...
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# if you want to see what it's like being attacked by a mutant placenta...
watch the film "Body Melt"

(that better be my random quote of the day)
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I like to have sex with dead people.
...I hope that isn't mine.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# All this fuss over Fritzl... He wasn't THAT bad
I hope this isn't mine either
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Yeah, I'd fuck my daughter.
...this could get silly...!!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# well it went in easy enough, but the docs in A&E had trouble removing it.
yeah, it could, couldn't it?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# To be perfectly honest, I quite fancy Myra Hindley.
Shit, that better not be mine! D:
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I love sprouts.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# OH GOD.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)