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# Hahaha
Good morrow sir. I wonder if you'll sign feline declawing bill?
woo.

'ningles all.

I has scrummy croussant with ham and cheese for brekkie.


EDIT: Ooo! Ooo! I forgot my morning rant. Some pillock woke me up at 6am by trying to check in. I explained repeatedly that our website and his booking confirmation clearly stated under the heading 'PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND CONDITIONS' that the earliest check in time was 11am.
Having finally grasped the premis he then says. 'OK. I'll hang round her til it's evelen then'.
I then have to explain the who concept of checking, that that is the earilest time you can arrive at the building.
My Dog! You'd think that if they're clever enough to enter their detail into a website they'd be clever enough to read.

EDIT EDIT: Although I do I do take some perverse satisfaction knowing that he'll:

a) Knowing that he'll have to wander round for five hours.

or

b) Going from hostel to hotel thinking, 'fuck him I'll stay elsewhere' and either having to come back her five hours later or thinking he'll show me by staying elsewhere when he finds a place.
If he didn't read the check in times he didn't read that if he doesn't stay I'll charge his card anyway:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)
# Pffft! I think it'd be a hard sell there.
Ning riv'. Having a last cup of coffee and some of the last
of the brownie illustrated above as I finish up for the eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:23, archived)
# You utter bastard!
You make the poor pokies cook for you, then you take the food off them! I bet you don't even pay them minimum wage! I'm forming a union.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Re: checkins
1. Get a roller window shade and install it above the front desk
2. Paint "11:00AM ASSHOLE" on it.
3. Pull cord every fucking morning it seems.
4. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Haha that would RULE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# My fault
There's an intercom in my room just in case a guest locks themsevles out. I talked to him through that.
From a careful study over the years, if you had to name one EU country and gender that were going a balls up, be clueless or generally inept It'd have to be the Italian male.

EDIT: Now I have had my coffee I have sense enough to laugh at your statement.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Good moaning ghosty

Don't ever assume the cleverness of people until clearly proven

I just noticed I missed my 66,666th post this weekend :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# missed my 30,000, 40,000 and 50,000:P
This mean I have to be constantly nekkid when on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Awww, a late EBRN from me. Also-- I missed/skipped the chance to pea this at you earlier...


(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Hahaha

From last weekend:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Just so.
Night folks! See you all on the gayshift, Sheen willing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# or
c) shit in your pillowcases.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# That's my job!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)