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# lol
*does a little 'it's going to be one of those days' dance*

EDIT: Yays I was right. First death threat in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# a) are you off the phone now?
b) has your terms and conditions challenged Italian friend returned yet?
c) who's the death threat from?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Customer.
I told them 10am was the latest check out time and they potter along and finally check out just now.
I tell them that as they checked out after 10am they wouldn't get their £5 key deposit back. First the guy threatens me with the police (I tell him to go ahead and call), then he says he could ruin my business (I tell him again to do what he likes), he then tells me he wants my name (I give it to him), he then demands that I give him ID (I tell him not being a legal official I have to do no such thing) , then he says he will come back and kill me, kill me over five pounds (his words) at which point I inform him that I have indeed shat bigger than him and get my big beaty stick out from behind the counter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Of all the people to start on
I'd not pick the 8 foot ex roadie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# who would you pick?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Er....
a toddler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I can't sell tickets to that
I need a box office name
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Then it's settled...
TUNE IN TONIGHT, CAP'N WOW vs. TWIG
ALL LIVE!

TICKETS ON THE DOOR SO COME EARLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# huh?
*reads what he's signed*
not again. this is exactly what happened just before I won the WWF intercontinental belt back in '94
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Yeah
He came up to my chest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# You should probably also have felt free to mention
that whilst upholding actions clearly stated in your terms and conditions, no matter how unpopular it may turn out to be, you aren't doing anything illegal...where as threatening someone's life may not be considered quite so legal.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I said that with a big stick:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# So, did you get stuff sorted with your little chat with the call centre?
And is the other bloke who can't understand t&c's back yet?

/Riverghost soap opera
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Resending me my card
T&C?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)