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# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# hehehe
happy st. cockricks day
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# badly drawn bacon cat wishes you all happy cock tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# how am i supposed to know that its a cat?
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# bacons and radiators were mentioned last time
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# MOAR BACON
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# MOAR radiator
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# if you look at the tail
you will see that it has the correct proportions for genus feline. subtle I know
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# it is all so clear to me now!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# where do i
draw the bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# aaah lesson 1..the cow
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# lesson 4 : sistine chapel?
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# For a moment, I was trying to read what you'd written on his hat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# COOL.
EDIT: WAIT:

Is that bacon on your cat?


(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# needs more
radiator
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# What? No! Cats have wings and a third eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# For the last time
THAT'S HER URETHRA. LEAVE IT ALONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I WAS EXPERIMENTING, GEESH!
HellomorningWowow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# WassupBludTtssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Your shoes are sooo going to be pissed in!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Why would you piss in my shoes? :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# *captures*
*cooks*
*profits* (somehow)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I would be proud if I was served a cock topped pint
Last time I drank Guinness I got my name written in the top by the barlady. I was well impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *flops*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# a psychic barlady?
she's wasting her gift
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# lol
*does a little 'it's going to be one of those days' dance*

EDIT: Yays I was right. First death threat in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# a) are you off the phone now?
b) has your terms and conditions challenged Italian friend returned yet?
c) who's the death threat from?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Customer.
I told them 10am was the latest check out time and they potter along and finally check out just now.
I tell them that as they checked out after 10am they wouldn't get their £5 key deposit back. First the guy threatens me with the police (I tell him to go ahead and call), then he says he could ruin my business (I tell him again to do what he likes), he then tells me he wants my name (I give it to him), he then demands that I give him ID (I tell him not being a legal official I have to do no such thing) , then he says he will come back and kill me, kill me over five pounds (his words) at which point I inform him that I have indeed shat bigger than him and get my big beaty stick out from behind the counter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Of all the people to start on
I'd not pick the 8 foot ex roadie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# who would you pick?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Er....
a toddler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I can't sell tickets to that
I need a box office name
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Then it's settled...
TUNE IN TONIGHT, CAP'N WOW vs. TWIG
ALL LIVE!

TICKETS ON THE DOOR SO COME EARLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# huh?
*reads what he's signed*
not again. this is exactly what happened just before I won the WWF intercontinental belt back in '94
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Yeah
He came up to my chest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# You should probably also have felt free to mention
that whilst upholding actions clearly stated in your terms and conditions, no matter how unpopular it may turn out to be, you aren't doing anything illegal...where as threatening someone's life may not be considered quite so legal.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I said that with a big stick:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# So, did you get stuff sorted with your little chat with the call centre?
And is the other bloke who can't understand t&c's back yet?

/Riverghost soap opera
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Resending me my card
T&C?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Good head there
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# a bit thin though, down the mid section...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# It's not what you've got
It's how you drink it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Fnnneerrrr...
Cock froth :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# combining easter with St Paddy's Day


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Oh fuck me sideways
that is good
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Yays
*chats up some pissed chicks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Freebs
pleased to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Ooooh fancy!

same source too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I know!
that's what reminded me

and it was in the search images cache too!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# haha!
wow! lovely
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# That is beautifully done.
Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# FanBloodyTastic that sir
Toppy shoppy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# should've sent this
to their ad dept. although i suppose that would risk a sideways raping and them stealing the idea
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Happy I hate my liver day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I used to do this sort of thing when I worked in a pub
Mostly just for the regulars, cocks, cunts, tits, different species of fish
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)