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# today i'm in a happy place as


last night I had my favourite dream about running Geri Halliwell and James Blunt over in a
20 ton lorry
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I had a dream the tide came in and my first floor was underwater
which was fine but then the sealant on the windows came off and i had seaweed in my room :(
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# that was no dream
it was an horrific prediction of the future.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# i hope so it was quite cool
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# and have sex with the remains
?
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Really?
I had one involving sucking on the massive teats of kneeling 8 breasted women, then Bruce Campbell turning into Alan Shearer and fighting a space battle and capturing the entire Afganistani army in a magical thunder crystal.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# today i'm in a painful place
after gashing my hand at the weekend :(

click for nasty...
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# How on earth did that happen?
It actually looks more like you've blow your nose into your hand, rather than it being a wound
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# while trying to run home like a spaz
after going bowling drunk :)

got about 10m out side the place, and right over the first curb I could find.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# ouchy :(
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# a friend of mine once managed to ice-skate over his own hand

(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I read that as "ice skate over his own head" which greatly confused me
:D
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# that one's covered in the advanced course

(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)