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# Hello
If you would like to sue your employer, please press 1.
If you would like to sue your partner, please press 2.
If you would like to sue a neighbour, please press 3.
If you would like to sue a family member, please press 4.
If you would like to sue a friend, please press 5.
If you don't have anyone to sue at the moment, please hold, and one of our operatives will call you a 'cunt' shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *sues*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Have you been involved in a road traffic accident in the last five years?
Fuck! They've found me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# were you driving the UPS van that overtook me on a corner going 70mph?
this afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# was it on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# not at that point
but i should think (hope) it is by now though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Yes and I don't even have a licence!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Have you fallen cunt over moosh recently?
Try blaming someone! Anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Yes and there were no sign
I'd like someone to pay for my own incompitence so that small children will have to play conkers with saftey specs on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)