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# its the kind of food that make you feel assaulted after eating it
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# The first thing the bearded wife ever cooked for me was sliced steak and supernoodles
Of course, I said it was lush because we were still in the first throes of passion but it was like ingesting the contents of the garden
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# now you see, I'd cook a pasta dish or chicken and leek pie or maybe a ham and artichoke quiche and follow it up with a cheesecake.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?? I AM SO WORTH YOUR SNATCH!!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)