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[challenge entry] So very sick...
So very, very sick...

I need help.

I really do.

Anyway, I love it when my girlfriend does the blind puppy thing:

From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# hahahaha
You twisted little monkey!
(, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Yurp
Nu-huh.
I do like that
(, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# I just realised
Having posted that, I can never, ever tell my gf about b3ta in case she ever sees that pic. Oh well. Time to find a more liberal girlfriend :D
(, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 14:14, archived)
# You could
just delete it after several hundred thousand of us have viewed it and then tell your gf about b3ta. No-one will tell her.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# *Screen print*
Who won't tell who about what? :D
(, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# I was
thinking about trading her in for a newer model anyway. This one's developed a big crack in the chassis ;)

Ellen, if you ever see this, please don't cut my goolies off.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Don't give her...
...your user name
(, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# GO
Now...hell!...And tell satan I think he's an arsehole!!
(, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# thats NSFW
(, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)