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# S/he works for Hallmark
and is testing our reactions.
Wrong place really.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I'd happily be paid to tell Hallmark how shit their cards are
even better if I could do it from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Their television station is even worse
all vaseline on the lens and wimmins waking up wearing full make up and lipstick.
No swearies, no nasties. It's fecking DIRE.
Is the UK unlucky enough to get that sappy television channel?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I only get free to air terrestrial digital television
so no - I assume it's on Sky or Virgin somewhere... people are insipid all over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Yes, we have it, it is indeed the most dire thing of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# You should write to the station

"TITS* or GTFO!"

* or willies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I'd get a custom stamp that says 'SHIT' if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)