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# The winner of the 'How many cats in a cow' is kingsuperspecial
The answer is 34.

Assuming a cow's gastro-intestino tract is 85 gallons and a cat's volume is 648 cubic inches.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Did he explain the methods for negotiating the various sphincters between the arse and the rest of the tract?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# He won, you didn't, leave it
He gave the most scientific answer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Scientific, but physically impractical
I would be impressed by the cats compressed into a sausage to fit into a small intestine though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# i won
deal with it ;)

edit: my calculations leave for approximately one-quarter-of-a-cat to deal with all of the above problems
editedit: the cat volume includes fur (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Ah, I hadn't accounted for a problem solving cat-segment
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# problem solving cat segments solve all problems
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I smell a sitcom
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)