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# it's a tragic thing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# hahaha
Mmmm Nemi, wood. Or Lise her creator either for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# when do they start the buggery?
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# after tea and nibbles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# ok, just so I know
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Zalgo still hasn't put his money in to the tea fund and he ripping through those Jammy Dodgers like nobody's business!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Jammy Dodgers and just a biscuit on a period
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# *tries not to think about period dramas*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# he bums!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# The winner of the "How many cats in a cow" is kingsuperspecial
The answer is 34.

Assuming a cow's gastro-intestino tract is 85 gallons and a cat's volume is 648 cubic inches.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Did he explain the methods for negotiating the various sphincters between the arse and the rest of the tract?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# He won, you didn't, leave it
He gave the most scientific answer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Scientific, but physically impractical
I would be impressed by the cats compressed into a sausage to fit into a small intestine though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# i won
deal with it ;)

edit: my calculations leave for approximately one-quarter-of-a-cat to deal with all of the above problems
editedit: the cat volume includes fur (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Ah, I hadn't accounted for a problem solving cat-segment
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# problem solving cat segments solve all problems
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I smell a sitcom
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Also, do you play LEFT 4 DEAD?

Fancy playing with some b3tans?

b3ta.com/calendar/event/18979
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I play freecell.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# how about a hearts deathmatch?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# real men play minesweeper:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Custom Minesweeper.
10 x 10 grid, 99 mines.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# pah!
1x1. One mine.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# ^ this.
It scares me it's the highest program on my start menu at work...
118 seconds on 'expert' is my best. Undoubtedly, someone, somewhere in Japan has done in 0.87 seconds or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# .. while playing it through a mirror
underwater

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Can Xbox L4Ders play against PC L4Ders? I'm guessing not.
I know, I know; it's my brother's console toy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Nope
Also my next post is my 10k. Argh shit wtf
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Whip it out.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Damn!
Would like to go but will be cycling millions of miles on saturday
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# B3ta Gamers??
hmmm... I take it you've never gone to 5punk... We are a bunch of mostly B3tans that started playing games together... find us here www.5punk.co.uk
(TheJockGit, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahahahahha
how meta
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)