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# haha
I'd love to see the Giant Moussaka take on the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Maybe the Japanese have already done this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:36, archived)
# filthy fuckers. they're almost as bad as humans.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)
# oh hey I was just reading about these guys in the Dance Theatre Journal
 
bearlesque.thegreatstromboli.com/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKY_CtNA0lw
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:40, archived)
# omfg!
(Fly Projector, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)
# well what did you expect, with a name like Bearlesque?
 
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)
# i once saw a bear porn film where the actors took time out from fucking to make and eat meals.
it was hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Then there's Boner Bunny!
A euro site were a guy in the easter bunny suit fucks girlies!
(Fly Projector, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:02, archived)
# sex with women?
what perversity is this?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:10, archived)
# i have no idea how or why...
...but about four or five years ago there suddenly appeared about ten of these kinds of groups. i think a lot of them had theatre backgrounds and suddenly bear anything was selling, so they all had these freakass performance troups out there.

it makes sense - gay men and theatre go together like hate and rape - and there were always bearish performers onstage, but they all at once began grouping together like sweaty magnets. i like having sex with them, but don't make me watch crappy stage nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# okay I must have missed the bearfest
but I thought they were cute.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)
# heh, i'm in the target demographic so i get the emails directly from sweatquarters.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)