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# Eyes like arseholes and ears like giant fannies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I love you too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I just breathed in hot tea and it hurts :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# warning cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# The cunt-mouthed cancer protector
will deal with that tea-induced cock-nosed tumour


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# This is so beautiful it hurts my eyes to look upon it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# this is better than anything
the NHS has ever done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I dunno
I have had an anal fingering and a good squeeze of the bollocks on the NHS.
After that last one, he went on to smear my scrote with the GEL and rubbed his machine over me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# lucky cunt
they only ever tell me to fuck off when I get my cock out.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# "Oh god, that was the hospital... I've got cancer."
"No? Where is it?"
"My warning."
"Oh my good christ, I'm so sorry."
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# CANCERLOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# /Sunday morning blog
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Who, you or 'er indoors? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# also - forehead boobies
but no nipples :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# goddam, he's a walking lady garden
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# HAHAHA FUCK
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# :D YES ! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)