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# I agreed with him.
I did think about 'my mum would have your mum any day.'

but given the fact I've met his mum, when she was sloshed off her gourd, I reckon I'd be in with a shot...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:41, archived)
# Your friends mum must have been beaten with the ugly stick
/austin powers
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:46, archived)
# He looks like a skull with hair. His mum doesn't look any better
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:47, archived)
# He should be a candidate for the Archibald competition
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:51, archived)
# I put a caricature of him on the filing cabnet next to his desk, he wasn't happy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Give him a stimulus package, that'll cheer him up...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:53, archived)
# He's declined on a number of occasions.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Then give him Julia Gillard
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:59, archived)
# he already has a mildly more attractive alternative.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:02, archived)
# Don't let that stop you.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:03, archived)
# what from doing him? his bird? or Julia?
At once?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:09, archived)
# All of the above. COME ON MAN! CAN YOU NOT MULTITASK?
VIMOD IS EAGERLY AWAITING YOUR RESPONSE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:17, archived)
# Oh I totally would.
make a great porno. even better because the rape scenario would seem so real...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:23, archived)
# hahaha
I'll be watching in the background drinking a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)