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# Ning!
(Fly Projector, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:48, archived)
# Hi there they aren't going to be happy at take off time.
no dykes for summer bay
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)
# Actually Clover is going to be upset with that news...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:54, archived)
# my mate told me he thought my mum looked like a femist lesbian the other day :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:57, archived)
# So what did you reply?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:39, archived)
# I agreed with him.
I did think about 'my mum would have your mum any day.'

but given the fact I've met his mum, when she was sloshed off her gourd, I reckon I'd be in with a shot...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:41, archived)
# Your friends mum must have been beaten with the ugly stick
/austin powers
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:46, archived)
# He looks like a skull with hair. His mum doesn't look any better
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:47, archived)
# He should be a candidate for the Archibald competition
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:51, archived)
# I put a caricature of him on the filing cabnet next to his desk, he wasn't happy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Give him a stimulus package, that'll cheer him up...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:53, archived)
# He's declined on a number of occasions.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Then give him Julia Gillard
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:59, archived)
# he already has a mildly more attractive alternative.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:02, archived)
# Don't let that stop you.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:03, archived)
# what from doing him? his bird? or Julia?
At once?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:09, archived)
# All of the above. COME ON MAN! CAN YOU NOT MULTITASK?
VIMOD IS EAGERLY AWAITING YOUR RESPONSE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:17, archived)
# Oh I totally would.
make a great porno. even better because the rape scenario would seem so real...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:23, archived)
# hahaha
I'll be watching in the background drinking a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Strewth Ailse!
*remembers Finlay*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)
# ?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:58, archived)
# ah. /never seen more than trailers of home and away.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)
# I want to nuke Summer Bay
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Perhaps they can add some stabbings and explosions to make up for it.
That stuff never seems to cause any specific viewer backlash. Just a general
wringing of hands over the level of violence in unspecified shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:08, archived)
# "It's sad that in 2009 a kiss is considered more threatening to advertisers and family values than stalkers, serial killers and kidnappers, all of which sustain Summer Bay story-lines on a regular basis"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:26, archived)
# yes but two hot women? that's just disgusting.
www.veoh.com/collection/TheGoodies/watch/v1641716cNPZ4qJ8

(half an hour long video)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:33, archived)
# Why did the Two Fat Ladies, pop into my mind?
Argh
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:44, archived)
# Freudian thing? A Freudian slip is where you say one thing
then do your mother.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Right now i'm doing coffee.....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:04, archived)
# I'm into a different type of brew.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:11, archived)
# and perhaps they should make up lost revenue by having product placements of Sanitarium Nutmeat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:42, archived)
# Not seen the show, or even heard of it until now.
But after a quick overview I would bet they have already done so.
Or the makers are part of the same industrial combine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:45, archived)
# You haven't missed anything.
Its a crappy, juvenile, mindless and cheap Aussie soap that just keeps on going in the same way as Eastenders and the Bold and the Beautiful. Everyone has bonked each other senseless and therefore everyone is fighting over everyone's babbys so then everyone murders everyone - nice.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:50, archived)
# Sounded like endless revenge porn and tear jerking tragedy from the overviews.
Nutmeat is a perfect fit for that market.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:53, archived)
# this is because its 100% nutty
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Mmm... There's nothing like a good old fashioned sliced bird.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:55, archived)
# big birds at that!
(Fly Projector, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)
# So where did the birds come from?
I dunno guv, they just appeared out of Finnair...
(alloydog, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:25, archived)
# *spangs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Mr Cleese loves his CDC
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:03, archived)
# 'Oo doesn't?
*mock laughs towards the camera*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:13, archived)
# Good morrow

Why the hell am I up at 7 am on a Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:21, archived)
# The horse kicked you out of bed for farting, again!
Just a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:25, archived)
# You're not far off there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:27, archived)
# Don't/rarely fart when asleep?
I'm like that, and the cramps will awaken me much too early.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:41, archived)
# I'm more of the 'silent killer' type
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:51, archived)
# The silent ones are the worst. They can strike at any time
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:00, archived)
# For great justice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:27, archived)
# If it was the otherway around, you'd have a hard time pushing the horse out of the bed - if it farted
and if it did, the smell would be so great that you'd have to leave the room!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Funny you should mention that.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Why is that? Are you currently installing a high powered ventilation system with a six-foot boot for the horse?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:02, archived)
# Yes, but it's actually for a donkey
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)
# I just made a pot of Tea!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qukceAyzf4E

(Fly Projector, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:44, archived)
# Nice, I like frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Ah frog tea. I'd like some please!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Toad for me, thank you.
And spoon of fly agaric.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:05, archived)
# b3ta.com i quit forever
not because of this picture though dont worry.

i like this picture.

also im quitting b3ta forever.

this is my last post forever.

bye.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:33, archived)
# If you're not being silly, my best to you. You are and always will be a firm favorite of mine.
If you are being silly, then the same applies. Be well, Doc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Oh now. You know perfectly well that you can never leave.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:48, archived)