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# I LIKE IT, YOU BASTARDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# OH HAAAAAAAANDBAGS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# i like casual sex
but i don't do it in alleyways anymore.
we all have to grow up sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# still not talking to you for that
our alleyway sex club just doesn't feel the same without you

Ron left a few months after you did. it's all falling apart :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i just couldn't get into it anymore
it wasn't humping on bin bags or being caught by the occasional bouncer that bothered me, but when i saw a rat sitting on a kebab box, watching us and wanking. that's when i knew i wanted out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Hey.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# beer + keyboard
;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# lard + friction
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I'm in for 20%
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# 20%?
that'd better be just the tip!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# They call it a service charge these days.


Fucking hell these euphemisms are just writing themselves now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# haha.
Last time the wife and I had al fresco it was in the middle of Manchester in a back street and we were very, very drunk. She didn't speak to me the next day as if it was all my fault!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# last time i did it in a park
i almost got an ant's nest up the chuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I contemplated a wank in the dunny down the corridor from my office the other day
Does this qualify me to join in the conversation, or should I go back to matlab?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# you just scrape a pass.
next time, make sure your lunchtime is taken up by a hamhock shuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# with?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# with
a nice hand shandy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I used
to drink Budweiser draught, 3 quarters of a pint topped up with Red Thunderbird. Fuck 'em I say ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)