(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:50,
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i like casual sex
but i don't do it in alleyways anymore. we all have to grow up sometime.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:51,
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still not talking to you for that
our alleyway sex club just doesn't feel the same without you
Ron left a few months after you did. it's all falling apart :(
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:54,
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i just couldn't get into it anymore
it wasn't humping on bin bags or being caught by the occasional bouncer that bothered me, but when i saw a rat sitting on a kebab box, watching us and wanking. that's when i knew i wanted out.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:57,
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Hey.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:59,
archived)
beer + keyboard
;)
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:00,
archived)
lard + friction
;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:04,
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I'm in for 20%
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:02,
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20%?
that'd better be just the tip!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:06,
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They call it a service charge these days.
Fucking hell these euphemisms are just writing themselves now.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:10,
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haha.
Last time the wife and I had al fresco it was in the middle of Manchester in a back street and we were very, very drunk. She didn't speak to me the next day as if it was all my fault!
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:55,
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last time i did it in a park
i almost got an ant's nest up the chuff
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:01,
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I contemplated a wank in the dunny down the corridor from my office the other day
Does this qualify me to join in the conversation, or should I go back to matlab?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:03,
archived)
you just scrape a pass.
next time, make sure your lunchtime is taken up by a hamhock shuffle.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:05,
archived)
with?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:07,
archived)
with
a nice hand shandy
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:09,
archived)
I used
to drink Budweiser draught, 3 quarters of a pint topped up with Red Thunderbird. Fuck 'em I say ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:53,
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