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# It's all to do with gravitational time dilation.
Because the Americans are so much fatter time appears to pass at a marginally slower rate.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Does this mean
If you leave a fat personMerkin and go for a run, when you get back they will seem older and fatter but you won't have aged?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Texans actually put on weight so time will move slower near them and a good barbeque can last anywhere upwards of four years
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Shit, that's almost twice as long as a normal American's barbeque!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)