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(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# They're so awesome i just assumed they were a natural phenominon.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Silly McBadger.
Jaffa cake is not made of fig.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I like this, but meanwhile, on freecycle
Offered: Pine cones


Plastic bag of small pine cones.

Collection only
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# ta
i was thinking of starting a collection of pine cones
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# and here I was thinking I'd have to make my own
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# sometimes freecycle produces magic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# That is how it is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Someone put b3ta's clock forward.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# it's time
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Time is an illusionary concept
sponsored by Accurist
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# If previous years are anything to go by
I will only happen next weekend when the yanks put their clocks forward.
It's got something to do with magnets and ambient temperatures.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# always with the magnets, them damn yankee doodles
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# also: Texans
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# It's all to do with gravitational time dilation.
Because the Americans are so much fatter time appears to pass at a marginally slower rate.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Does this mean
If you leave a fat personMerkin and go for a run, when you get back they will seem older and fatter but you won't have aged?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Texans actually put on weight so time will move slower near them and a good barbeque can last anywhere upwards of four years
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Shit, that's almost twice as long as a normal American's barbeque!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# this all seems to be in order
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Yes more fast food dogs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# yes! I still love them :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Haha,
I cant seem stop loving them :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# *glees*
:D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)