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# ok I have a job interview in 5 minutes
wish me luck
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# LUCK!!!!
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I have to say "break a leg"
at least that's what I was told.
But anyway, break a leg.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# NOT YOUR OWN LEG, THOUGH.
 
START WITH THE BIGGEST, TOUGHEST LOOKING ONE ON THE PANEL
AND WHEN HE OR SHE IS CRYING ON THE GROUND, ASK IF YOU HAVE THE JOB YET
OR WHETHER ANY OTHER CUNT WOULD FUCKING LIKE SOME
THIS WILL SHOW YOU ARE A PRO-ACTIVE GO-GETTER WHO THINKS OUTSIDE THE FUCKING BOX
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# HERE I AM OUTSIDE THE FUCKING BOX WITH MY DOUBLE-BARREL SAWN-OFF
ARE YOU READY TO DISCUSS MY RELIGIOUS FUCKING HOLIDAY VACATION DAYS? YES I AM PRETTY FUCKING RELIGIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# ALSO I AM QUITE RIGHTEOUS
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A TIME WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS TESTED MY PATIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# SITUATION - ACTION - RESULT - BENEFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# SHOTGUN - KICK TO THE FACE - TEARS - GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)