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# Nope, chap, you've linked it on /links
doesn't need to go here as well. Unless you buy two cans of soup so you can keep one in the bathroom as well.

Totally made sense, that.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# you're not wrong, saltyminge
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *gets all offended*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I want some offended!
you big 'ol offended hoarder.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *PUNCHES IN THE FACE THEN*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I feel that was uncalled for.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# You loved it.
I have to go and do some w*rk for a bit. Blech.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# enjoy that petal
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# that would be an excellent name for a dread pirate
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Not this dread pirate.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# fifteen mice on a piece of cheese
yo ho ho and a bottle of milk

(where on earth did that come from?)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# but... doesn't everyone do that?
I keep all my extraneous soup in the bathroom

under a thick layer of tinfoil

everynight I put a new layer of tinfoil on the soup to protect it, after first telling it that I love the soup, you love your extraneous soup don't you? if you don't it'll become sad and go sour in the can :( poor soup.

My soup is always happy, except this one time, but that wasn't my fault, it fell on the road and MI5 (I think it was them) drove a road roller over it, thus killing the soup.

Poor soup, I still hear the screams in my sleep now "WHAT'S THAT FUCKER DOING"

it haunts me to this day

oh what was the question again? OH LOOK A BIRD!

:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)