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# not especially
but you at least need a macho epithet if you're going to be a pirate, Ol' Ironballs or something. you wouldn't find blackbeard going round with a nickname like sugartits, would you? i think you'd better start splicing your friends mainbraces
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I can hardly name myself.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Captain "the bastard hand of the cruel iron god" Wow?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# That's quite awesome
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# i think you might be on to something there
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# *prepares to relaunch the saltyminge suggestion*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Factually inaccurate.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# mustardbum?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I sincerely hope that's factually inaccurate.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# gravynavel?
I can do this all day, but it will get increasingly personal, and my list of condiments will probably fail before my list of body parts does
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Having just poked myself in the bellybutton to test this theory
No. Moisturisernavel. I wish I'd not done that.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I'm off to lunch,
where my gravy will be on chips, not navels.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Freak.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)