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# Boing!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# spang..
ah the possibilities are endless..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I watched The Simpsons last night where Homer tries to get rid of all his springs.
I particularly liked the spring in the eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Haha I watched that.
I liked the spring-mounted frying pan, and ensuing conflagration :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# don't pull...
DON'T PULL
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# *SPANG*
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# One man bandwagon is one man.
And a bandwagon.

Also - spang.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Where's the source for that, as I have a couple
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# It was two sources originally.
This is the base I use.
www.b3tards.com/u/e1b129bd024c8a5a5a35/90degs_blankbase.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# i loves
your weather updates i do:)
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# You should do 'it's blustery out'
and have Rumpole in the window.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# have people been going round calling you sugartits again?
its not a terribly macho name for a dread pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# My mates do it to annoy me.
Am I terribly macho?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# not especially
but you at least need a macho epithet if you're going to be a pirate, Ol' Ironballs or something. you wouldn't find blackbeard going round with a nickname like sugartits, would you? i think you'd better start splicing your friends mainbraces
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I can hardly name myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Captain "the bastard hand of the cruel iron god" Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# That's quite awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# i think you might be on to something there
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# *prepares to relaunch the saltyminge suggestion*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Factually inaccurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# mustardbum?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I sincerely hope that's factually inaccurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# gravynavel?
I can do this all day, but it will get increasingly personal, and my list of condiments will probably fail before my list of body parts does
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Having just poked myself in the bellybutton to test this theory
No. Moisturisernavel. I wish I'd not done that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I'm off to lunch,
where my gravy will be on chips, not navels.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *Launches a full salvo of Intercontinental Spanging Missles*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# *takes out targetting computer*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# great.... now we'll never hit anything
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# throw a barn door at him
at least he might hit that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# i can't hit a barn door from the inside :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# maybe you really need to go to tesco
and get a tesco value targetting computer

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# well I didnt fire it. I have a really cool program I picked up on the interwebs.
it's called "Skynet". Handles all the defence systems and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)