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# HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY SOF
LARGE LETTERLY LOVE TO THEE

ALSO IT IS SIX PM

we had a capital jape this morning (April 1st)
came in to work and they'd only taken the bloody doors off
doing some glazing without telling anybody in the building
all blocked up with scaffolding til after lunch
capital japes
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:05, archived)
# I did an even better april fool's jape
I called in sick then went to the doctor and pretended i was sick

he gave me a jar to poo in and a note saying that I can't go to work for the rest of the week

I haven't pooed in the jar yet because it was after midday when I got home
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:09, archived)
# What type of jar did you select, Nutella or Vegemite perhaps?
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:15, archived)
# yeah I was going to stay home too
and be all like AHA! APRIL FOOOOOLS when they finally tracked me down

but it's been a good day
workin' an' a-shirkin'
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:22, archived)
# Fill the jar with dog poo
and inform us of the results - top japery and highjinks right there! :D
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:26, archived)