

why is it the funny pointless ones that bypass my spam filter?

They're not even trying to sell you something. Is it a test run? An attempt to test a new way to test a virus in the source code?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:17,
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Was wondering what the point was.
DId all B3tans get that then?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:22,
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DId all B3tans get that then?

THREADJACK IT IS MY BIRTHDAY AND I AM TYPING IN CAPS YAY
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:55,
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LARGE LETTERLY LOVE TO THEE
ALSO IT IS SIX PM
we had a capital jape this morning (April 1st)
came in to work and they'd only taken the bloody doors off
doing some glazing without telling anybody in the building
all blocked up with scaffolding til after lunch
capital japes
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:05,
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ALSO IT IS SIX PM
we had a capital jape this morning (April 1st)
came in to work and they'd only taken the bloody doors off
doing some glazing without telling anybody in the building
all blocked up with scaffolding til after lunch
capital japes

I called in sick then went to the doctor and pretended i was sick
he gave me a jar to poo in and a note saying that I can't go to work for the rest of the week
I haven't pooed in the jar yet because it was after midday when I got home
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:09,
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he gave me a jar to poo in and a note saying that I can't go to work for the rest of the week
I haven't pooed in the jar yet because it was after midday when I got home

and be all like AHA! APRIL FOOOOOLS when they finally tracked me down
but it's been a good day
workin' an' a-shirkin'
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:22,
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but it's been a good day
workin' an' a-shirkin'