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# this scares me
and reminds me of a story from one of my friends. He picked up a girl at a bar, fiddled and kissed....and when HE reached down 'there' he felt long, sturdy hair all over her lower body......*shivers* he pretended to be to drunk to perform the act.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# "and when I reached down 'there' he felt long"
Sure it was your friend....
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# He's schizophrenic, show some respect
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
I already have a gf ;).
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# hair down there
no problem.
Penis, big problem.

(is that a hiaku?)
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# It's not even close
To being a true haiku
But this is I think
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
#
into the stillness
staccato notes dissipate
it was a haiku
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# She may have been wearing woollen tights
Don't tell your friend though, it's funnier that way
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)