*does not question the popular lobster*
The popular lobster saved me from serfism. I am very thankful to popular lobster. Please take that gun away from my son's forehead.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41,
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It's a form of persuasion it tends to find reaps excellent results.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:43,
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My ex mate once called me at three in the morning to tell me
'OH MY GOD I CAN PLAY THE BEGINNING OF NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!'
'What, you mean the open E? You've learnt how to play a riff that requires no fretting.'
*hangs up*
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47,
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'What, you mean the open E? You've learnt how to play a riff that requires no fretting.'
*hangs up*
right.
Get a tuned guitar. pluck the bottom E string (the thickest one), then the 4th, the 5th, the 6th, the 5th, the 4th. Repeat. Tada.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:54,
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I got stuck at "tuned guitar"
I have an empty butter container and elastic bands...
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:56,
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*sticks two fingers up in an Easterly direction*
That showed 'em.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46,
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Have at ya, with your largest standing army in the world 'n all....
oh fuuuuck! They're coming!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47,
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To the end of the garden!
They'll never find us here, there's a bush.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:48,
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Captain Wow, Captain Wow
Carrying her friend
Captain Wow, Captain Wow
To the garden's end
Feared by Paul Gadd
Loved by the hood (yo)
Captain Wow, Captain Wow, Captain Wow
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:56,
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Captain Wow, Captain Wow
To the garden's end
Feared by Paul Gadd
Loved by the hood (yo)
Captain Wow, Captain Wow, Captain Wow
Hahaha!
I'm going to make you sing that when you come down to town.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59,
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