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# Hi Jacob
Have you ever been to France and if so, did you suffer burns to the neck?

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Sur ta tete, je pissé!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I need a hug :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Oh noes!
*drops everything and supplies Dixon-Patented Super Huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# THEY SHOULD HAVE SENT A POET


thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Like my flies, my gaz is always open
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I say!
*slips hand in*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Let me know if you find anything! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# your sure you dont need a squirrel?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Maybe a red one
but not 'til next month
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# hmmm
if i combine glowstick tampons and squirrels perhaps a glittering red squirrel with the "just stepped out of the shower look". bbl
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# you only need ask, ma'am.
*enhuggles*

Edit: What's up, lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# *buries face in shoulder*
Mmm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# *cuddles like that scene in 'From Here to Eternity'*
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Honey, what's wrong?
Does someone need a good decking?

*presses Jessiebun's head to boobs* tell Aunty Captain all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Nope. Just one of those moments
Quick to pass but childlike in level of frustration and the strange desire to just fucking start crying.

Passing now *mimes 'phew' thing*

Edit: threeway hug with two boysexies and a girl sexies, definitely getting better :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Oh sweetie, I know exactly what you mean.
*kiss on forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
#
Is this going to end in board sex??? LOL
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
#
Arrrrrghhh! My neck it buuurrrns!!!
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
#
Familiarise yourself

Quick scoosh at your site suggests worlds of win. Bewelcomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
#
He He, thanks, but i have no affinity to Bristol i'm afraid, Deuchar's Scottish :D and a damn good pint of beer too :P
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)