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# :D
lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I'm in a posh hotel in Mayfair
I have an hour to tie my dickie bow up. It's not enough time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# For goodness sake.
Reckon you can get to East Herts and back in under an hour? I can do it for you.

edit: leave it undone, leave your collar undone and go and get a cigar and a whisky. Hum swing tunes. That's the sexiest a man can look in a tux.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# would I come back?
I'll probably do my usual trick of using a ready tied and placing the real one in my pocket for a quick swap later.

There will be PLENTY of whisky

/works in teh industry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I don't know. Probably, I'm not that alluring.
I say go for the Sinatra post 11pm look.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# will do
we have a triangular pool table to play with tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# :O
madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# black marker pen and draw it on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# oh for fucks sake
as if I have a marker pen on me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# everyone should carry a marker pen
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ring down to the front desk
they love shit like that... :)

"some dickhead in room 264 needs his ass wiping..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ^ this wins second prize
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Or just walk down to the front desk and be very apologetic to one of the ladies around there and state "I'm a complete cretin"
One of them will probably be really mothering to you and do it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I NEED A TAILOR STAT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# here.......
www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Bow-Tie
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# thank you
its that magic last step I always have trouble with
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)