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# this is a tactic i use to woo ladies
i shout FUCK OFF NO GET DOWN YOU DOG whenever any woman comes within three feet
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Only works if you have something worth wanting dear ;) haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# that's true
this is why i'm so crushingly lonely
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# oh if only you'd cultivated some sort of wonderous tallent as a youngster
like being able to kick a ball into a net... or make wire reverberate pleasingly... then everything would have been different!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)