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# Not mine
but always makes me laugh...



(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Mainly because it's true!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# My boots are LOVELY
I wore them out tonight and they're more comfortable than any of my normal boots, nevermind that they're practically stilts!

...which made my small trip in the carpark on the way home even more embarrassing as I forgot that I was about 3 inches higher up and didn't recover like I usually would (well practised in that, you've seen how easily I trip!) and went plummeting the full height, becoming intimately familiar with the ground. Mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# *is overcome with boot-sexeh-ness*
I need to visit you....very soon.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# You certainly do!
But you'll be sworn to secrecy about any falls I may have, it's not the boots' fault their new owner doesn't know not to walk across crumbly/rocky/uneven car parks in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# *night time going to bed snuggles*
It's a deal. And I won't...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Geese are underrated
If you hatch 'em, they'll follow you about like an ungodly army!
(Splurgy, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# ^This^ Same with ducks too
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Fuckers!
bloody geese
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)