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# You can't read a robot's mind
and you can't expect vultures to be kind
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I was attending mardi gras with Fidel Castro
buxom cross-dressers threw fake gold coins at our feet as we discussed the fate of the revolution. Suddenly, CIA men dressed in bikinis tried to stab us with fountain pens. Fidel blew mustard gas through his cigar, and immobilized the lot of them. 19 tequilas later, we had a deal. Havana goes back to the mob, and Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops. Ain't life sweet.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I feel good...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# The line
Between
Pleasure and pain
Can't be measured by means of the brain.
Mere reason alone
Can never explain
How the heart behaves.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)