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# I am doing alright considering I have spent the day reading about how to measure respiratory function.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Good grief...
Why were you doing that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# to judge who is making those heavy breathing phone calls
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I wouldn't mind if they stayed on the line long enough for me to finish off
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
you bad man...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# 'Ideas'
why dont you call them instead

try the asthmatics society or something
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I'd give him an 8.9
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# This training scheme is vastly overoptimistic,
and expects me to learn everything about it in two weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# What is it you're training to do?
If I may make so bold as to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Medical Physics.
I'm doing Physiological Measurement for the next 3 months
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Goodness!
A proper professional person!

*is impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
#
professional person trainee
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Well, it's a damn site more 'proper' than the bollocks I do.
trust me on this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Does it involve measuring willies?
If so, I can help.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# That old excuse, eh?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# One of my friends from the MSc has apparently been doing urinary measurements recently.
He got to try out the penile cuff and measure his own flow.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# So you piss onto a yardstick
and when the wet bit ends and the dry bit begins on the yardstick, that's the flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# The gold standard method is seeing how high up the urinal wall you can piss
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# feel free :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# place person in water
count bubbles until bubbles stop

bubbles=respitory

continue with fresh live subjects
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# It'll save the NHS a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# dont worry they will waste it anyway
my mrs is on a course today for giving drugs inside your cheeks - mouth that is

a whole day for this...when they wont pay the extra for this type of drug so she usually sticks them up their bum anyway
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I'm ok, just a bit of a couldn't be arsed to work today
and now I've got a pain in the arse of working out tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I've spent mine reading statistics on sight defects dependant on age
So I feel your pain.

However, I'm mostly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)