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# Whenever people start talking about pot and smoking and all the paraphenalia
I feel like Mark from Peep Show as I haven't a clue

edit: On that 'Talk to a Stranger' website from last week's Newsletter, I ended up talking to some pothead in California and I actually managed to blag my way through the conversation for ages - he kept telling me about the best weed he smoked and the types he gets there and I kept making up stuff like 'yeh, over here we just got delivery of some prime Turkish gussetrot - fucking smooth'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha :)
I didn't do enough of it at college, god that red Thai was good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Call me, your friendly stoner oracle.
I'm both high as a kite most of the time AND able to string a sentence together.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I tried it a few times but either misjudged it or just had some bad stuff
I totally whited out
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Well if you ever want to again
you know where I am. If it doesn't agree with you though, and you're happy not to, makes sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I want to do some again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# :D of this I am well aware.
Night chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Night lovely
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I'd be happy to try it
I just know the last time made me so ill, I lay in a bush for 2 hours chucking my guts up :(

In other news: THE BUNNIES HAVE ARRIVED FOR TEA!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# BUNNIES!
I've got to go, blow kisses at the bunnies for me. And yourself, while you're at it. MWA. *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I've always been more of a fan of alcohol myself
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Bongs are well gay.
Have a spliff or don't. All the buckets/hot knives/bongs business is for
kids who want to show off how tolerant of it (i.e. capable of getting
the least out of it they can) they are.

*whiteys*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I agree, bongs are crap
Joints are better, I want some now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Not necessarily
bongs deliver a more powerful bang for your buck- if you've got say, a little tiny bud, enough for a spliff, you could smoke it IN a spliff and get fairly stoned, or you could put it in a mix, split that into three bongs and get absolutely shitted off your face.

Trust me. My best mate's a bong lad. I smoke spliffs as I can't handle bongs any more, but that isn't to say I don't miss them every now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# What if you don't want to get shitted off your face?
There's a difference between a relaxing smoke and self-medication.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hence why I said 'not necessarily'
all depends on preference.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Well okay then.
But I'm the sort who prefers a mild curry/uninteresting sex/independent film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Ooh, we're almost polar opposites :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha, oh Bela
you do make me laugh so. Have a good evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# You too x
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I don't miss joints at all,
but I do miss bonging with my mates from college. Those were good times!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)