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:D Thanks kids
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You mental :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# At your service :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Not worth a new thread but much as I like iPlayer has anyone noticed how random the 'More Like This' is?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Right, none of them have nothing to do with doc who
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Well it is shopped:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# No, you didn't, it is real
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# No it's not
No ring.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# whats the middle right one?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I like the ...
Pobol y Cwm.

I think he may have OD'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Pregnant Schoolgirls need to see a doctor.
In Pobol y Cwm there is a doctor character.
Sean Lock rhymes with Spock, which is another Sci-fi thing.
Cul nan Dorsan, I don't know.

All makes sense now eh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I didn't know you could read:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I can read.
I can also spell, unlike some people!

ZING! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# [witty comeback]
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Oh I know!
That proper fucks me off. I was watching QI a few weeks back and they suggested The Weakest Link as similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Doctor Who = Pregnant Schoolgirls.
It's been going on since the Restoration.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Doctor Who
is produced by BBC Wales...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha
What a great thing to see after a hard days work
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# How fucking bizarre would it be to board a plane and the front of it looked like John Malkovich?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Depends on how many drugs you took before going to the airport
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I once took a sleeping tablet in departures thinking it was a travel sickness pill
30 minutes of walking up and down with eyes like dinnerplates seeing everything in double and trying not to stop moving for fear of missing my flight
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# *endorses sig*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# As do I
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I spent 3 months after the last lot pot I smoked, hallucinating
But it was some really strong stuff and we were breaking in a bong
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Whenever people start talking about pot and smoking and all the paraphenalia
I feel like Mark from Peep Show as I haven't a clue

edit: On that "Talk to a Stranger" website from last week's Newsletter, I ended up talking to some pothead in California and I actually managed to blag my way through the conversation for ages - he kept telling me about the best weed he smoked and the types he gets there and I kept making up stuff like "yeh, over here we just got delivery of some prime Turkish gussetrot - fucking smooth"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha :)
I didn't do enough of it at college, god that red Thai was good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Call me, your friendly stoner oracle.
I'm both high as a kite most of the time AND able to string a sentence together.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I tried it a few times but either misjudged it or just had some bad stuff
I totally whited out
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Well if you ever want to again
you know where I am. If it doesn't agree with you though, and you're happy not to, makes sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I want to do some again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# :D of this I am well aware.
Night chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Night lovely
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I'd be happy to try it
I just know the last time made me so ill, I lay in a bush for 2 hours chucking my guts up :(

In other news: THE BUNNIES HAVE ARRIVED FOR TEA!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# BUNNIES!
I've got to go, blow kisses at the bunnies for me. And yourself, while you're at it. MWA. *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I've always been more of a fan of alcohol myself
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Bongs are well gay.
Have a spliff or don't. All the buckets/hot knives/bongs business is for
kids who want to show off how tolerant of it (i.e. capable of getting
the least out of it they can) they are.

*whiteys*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I agree, bongs are crap
Joints are better, I want some now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Not necessarily
bongs deliver a more powerful bang for your buck- if you've got say, a little tiny bud, enough for a spliff, you could smoke it IN a spliff and get fairly stoned, or you could put it in a mix, split that into three bongs and get absolutely shitted off your face.

Trust me. My best mate's a bong lad. I smoke spliffs as I can't handle bongs any more, but that isn't to say I don't miss them every now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# What if you don't want to get shitted off your face?
There's a difference between a relaxing smoke and self-medication.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hence why I said 'not necessarily'
all depends on preference.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Well okay then.
But I'm the sort who prefers a mild curry/uninteresting sex/independent film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Ooh, we're almost polar opposites :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha, oh Bela
you do make me laugh so. Have a good evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# You too x
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I don't miss joints at all,
but I do miss bonging with my mates from college. Those were good times!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# pfffft :D
wonderful

It would probably be a better film
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# :D Utterly yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Butterly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Futterly Nutterly Cutterly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Smutterly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Putterly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I want to play pitch and put.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# hahahah!
maximum daft
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *picture of zebedee*
*boing john malkovich*

woo, nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Hahah
Best take(off) if ive seen of this so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Boeing Boeing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# boing john malkovich
space hoppers FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# ahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha... Lunacy!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# lmfao!
I love this.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hehe

Snaps!
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# So that´s how you want to play?
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# pffft
have Boing 747

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)