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# I suppose
... ha - was once in Dumfries and promised Mrs. UnderCover I'd take her out for a slap up meal at the fanciest place we could find to show her how much I wanted to get into her knickers... the only (and so by definition flashest) place we could find was a Wetherspoons. Whole meal plus two rounds of drinks cost me £11.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# And did you get into her knickers? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I'm far too much of a gentleman to go into detail
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Smooooth :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# yup
she's a very luck woman... the moral of the story is, Dumfries is a hole. Don't go there expecting food.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)