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[challenge entry] Gears of Lard


That power armour is actually skin-tight lycra..

From the Computer Games: The Grim Reality challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Jade? Back from the other side already?
Evicted from the afterlife, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Only after submitting this did I realise
I've made it completely wrong :P
ahh am gonna take a break from the computer...
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# what ...oh its a tape measure
unrelated : www.pown.it/2281 dr dr dr dick
Hello MonkeyFiend - you are ninja artist!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# :(
I dont understand fat people. Surely you would realise you were getting a little too large when you stopped being able to find your genitalia.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# what about if someone else can't find it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# pacman isn't fat though///
he's just big-boned
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I figure it would be easier to find a given set of genitals the more people you had up to 4 people max cause then everyone would just get in each others way and no genitals would be found anyway and that wouldnt be the fault of the fat persons and would
seriously bias the results. EXPERIMENT TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# maybe you could keep them in a jar?
and label them to save confusion
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# a large jar?
a BELLend jar

perhaps?

oh fuck, my puns, they fail me tonight!!!

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# A BELL JAR
OH HA
Ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# you mock sir!
I will see on the field of honour!

standing there!

with a light mist surrounding you

with your "musket"

haha, "musket"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA MUSKET

MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET

which is not funny AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# *affixes baynet*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# maybe you keep leaving your genitals in strange places
and then having to go find them

this raises further questions
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I am confused too.
It's not that difficult to do a bit of exercise and eat reasonably.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I feel sorry for those with a thyroid disorder and yo-yoing weight
because nobody would believe them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# True, there are some conditions which affect weight.
And it must be annoying for them that they're tarred with the same brush as others who just use it as an excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)