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# 'They look like an evil eye. The whole thing just looks evil, distrustful and greasy.'
Her fear has become so bad that even a quick glance at one makes her feel physically sick and even faint.

'A friend of mine had a picture on Facebook of them cooking a fried egg - I had to stick a post-it over it so I couldn't see it,' she said.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:42, archived)
# "My friends decided to make a fried egg sandwich which I believe is where my fear began," she said.
"It was the nastiest, greasiest-looking sandwich I had ever seen and I remember the fried egg was hanging out of it, the yolk was running down the side, and it was burnt at the edges.

"It still haunts me to this day."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Did you ever go to make a pork sausage...
... and find hairs all over it? Then the little pile of fungus
gave me a look. A look that chills me to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:54, archived)
# "I would be violent to anyone who tried to show me or pull me towards a fried egg, so I now make sure I keep an egg free zone."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:49, archived)
# "I can't go to restaurants because I am afraid of seeing a fried egg," she said.

"I do anything in my power not to come into contact with them because I am unable to control the feelings that overtake me."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:52, archived)
# "If they don't confront their fears - their suffering will continue - it's their choice."
 
tip: if they are serving fried eggs IT IS PROBABLY NOT A RESTAURANT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:55, archived)
# They have simpler tastes in England.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:15, archived)
# "Beauty therapist" !!!! WTF!!!
My shitting hell that's lame.

*googles*
Fucking hell, there are more calling themselves that. GET A LIFE!
Make one up, borrow one, for fuck sake that's really retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)
# yeah she's not a particularly good advertisment for her own business is she.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Too much bacon, not enough eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Quick overview of more of these is a study in Superior Design land.
The source item was just another silly introverted bint with
an over inflated sense of the dramatic. Which seems to be
a/the pattern with several of the Beauty therapist sites I saw.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:06, archived)