Erm.. you will notice his post is not a compo entry :)
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:56,
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THERE WAS THIS GAME I PLAYED AND I HAD A BEARD AND THE EGG WAS LOOKING AT ME AND I GOT SCARED.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:57,
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UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU LET THAT EGG TOUCH THE BEARD. YOU HAVE TO BEAT THAT EGG HARD. AGAIN I SAY, BEAT IT HARD! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:01,
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