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# I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU SLIDE
 


I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SOFT INSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:20, archived)
# mmmmm
1 please

edit: right then, I'm off to bed lovely b3tans. Same place tomorrow?
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:22, archived)
# MMMM, EYEBALL ON PRESSED TURKEY!
ALMOST AS GOOD AS PIMENTO LOAF.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:23, archived)
# I DO NOT LIKE FREEBASING HAM.
I DO NOT FEAR YOU, SON OF SAM.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:23, archived)
# Frances the badger.
 
www.amazon.com/Bread-Jam-Frances-Russell-Hoban/dp/0064430960
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:28, archived)
# my favourite kids' book, which i actually own a copy of:
www.amazon.com/Sometimes-Mom-Drinks-Too-Much/dp/081721366X

edit: this one looks good, too - www.amazon.com/Dad-Loves-Has-Disease-Addiction/dp/0910223238/ref=pd_sim_b_3
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:33, archived)
# This was mine
www.amazon.com/Just-Plant-Childrens-Story-Marijuana/dp/0976011727/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1239255383&sr=1-1

which may explain a few things.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:36, archived)
# we ought to write "it's just a crystal" here on gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:40, archived)
# HE IS ABOUT TO EAT THE ALL SEEING EYE. THIS MEANS THAT THE NWO HAS FAILED
This must have been taken after his album release
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:25, archived)
# WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:31, archived)
# REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:38, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:46, archived)
# THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:49, archived)
# LIKE FRIED EGGS IN A RESTAURANT, SO TOO ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:53, archived)
# AND SO TOO IS THE FACT THAT, JUST LIKE THE EGG, OUR LIVES CAN ALSO BE SCRAMBLED
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:57, archived)
# WE NEED MORE EGGS!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:57, archived)
# SO MANY LITTLE EGGIES AND I'M STILL STARVING AND I'M GOING TO EAT THEM ALL BEFORE I GO TO SLEEPIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:58, archived)
# THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE WORLDWIDE DILEMMA: WHICH CAME FIRST - THE HUNGER OR THE EGG?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:02, archived)
# AND PEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:02, archived)
# EGGS SHOULD BE SOLD IN PAIRS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:12, archived)
# with the right equipment and an infinite amount of time it is possible to unscramble an egg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:58, archived)
# this is the eternal motion that battles our minds and the unemployment rate
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:04, archived)
# THANK THE LORD FOR DECEASED RELATIVES I ONLY MET ONCE OR TWICE
ALSO THANKS TO THE DECEASED RELATIVES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:06, archived)
# THESE ARE THE DAYS OF THE WEEK.
/sctv blog.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:01, archived)
# *throws TV out window*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:14, archived)
# IT WAS ALL GREASY AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS UNTIL THE DAY I DIE
I DO NOT WANT THEM IN A PIE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:36, archived)
# WTF? i don't even play video games!
Yet again another compo that
has no meaning to me ...nothing!

Sorry Rapitinui for using
your thread to rant on! :|
(Fly Projector, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:46, archived)
# Ew! :|

(Fly Projector, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Erm.. you will notice his post is not a compo entry :)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:56, archived)
# THERE WAS THIS GAME I PLAYED AND I HAD A BEARD AND THE EGG WAS LOOKING AT ME AND I GOT SCARED.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:57, archived)
# "After Burner II"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:59, archived)
# UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU LET THAT EGG TOUCH THE BEARD. YOU HAVE TO BEAT THAT EGG HARD. AGAIN I SAY, BEAT IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:01, archived)
# WE DO NOT LIKE YOU MANY WAYS
WE COULD DO WITHOUT YOU FOR DAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:16, archived)
# AND I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU SLICE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:01, archived)