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# I have decided his name is...
Jesse.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I bet he drives an old truck from 1957
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# A 1957 Chevy stepside.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# it's always a chevy
I bet the local sherrif hates him

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Oh, of course.
He's always up to mischeif, Jesse is.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# he's a naughty boy!
his momma must despair!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# She does.
She always says to him 'Now Jesse, why can't you settle down, find a nice girl, and get a respectable job, like your pa?'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# "but ma! pa married you!"
and pa'd be like "hyuk hyuk hyuk, he dun got uu gud!" and she'd hit him with like.. a bowl of grits or something ethnic like that

then the police turn up

and he's like "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...."

and why he's saying boy in a long southern drawl they escape to mexico temporarily.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# "Instead of sucking off truckers for nickels...
...like your mom"
(Guizmeaux, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I imagined you singing that as tho in the style of a country and western singer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# There may be some truth to this.
I grew up in Miami, and my "mom" was from Tennessee.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)