Did you burn your face on an iron?Why not sue Prometheus, the greek god who invented fire? Or an iron-aged chieftain for having the temerity to popularise the metal.
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Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:18,
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I don't want that of Radio 4I don't want them wasting money on being young and hip, I want them to pay for more comedy programs where the presenters replace actual content with simply changing pace and pitch of their speech
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:25,
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