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# The Flight of the Penguins
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)
#
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# :D:D
I can do a bitchin' pingu impression.

I quite enjoy taking the piss out of crap MC's by mimicing them in it.

MC PINGU IN DA MODDER FUNKIN' HÄUS
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I just learnt a new word.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# What word is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Envelope?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Un paqet d'enveloppes?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# i don't know
what you're talking about.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Bazonka?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# fwornk?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# twaTagagag
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# THAT'S NOT A WORD EPIPHANY
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I justt twatted the keyboard that that is what wrote
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Should I eat some of my candy?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# rtdfgbjhk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# and its sweets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# It's just chocolate, actually.
I've a Mars bar, and some Creme Eggs.



Also, Airheads I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# SWEETS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Should I munch some of my sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Oh, okay.
Well, I just ate a lemon airhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Well, technically that wasn'y my sweetie
it was mofaha's. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# You bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# He doesn't mind
he gave me it. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)
# I'm going to tell him. And he'll be so sad.
I hope you feel bad now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)
# >:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# You ate yourself?
Your hair is yellow right?...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)
# OH SNAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# What sort of an answer is that, epiphany?
Jeez.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9352988
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# you should make milkshake
I here milkshake can bring all the boys to your yard.

and then you could sell them for more candy and shit and have a candy empire and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I think I fail at making milkshakes. I never tried though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Its easy
strawberrys milk syugar blender

done
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# ice cream
you forgot the ice cream
no i shall punish you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Dangles?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Boston?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Smarties?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# fgasidet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Epiphany?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Flubber?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Nonce?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# No?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Faucet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# If you insist...
*forces it*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# This has backfired.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# *lights*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# penis?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# perfect chance to repost!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# fuuuuckkkk... i've just seen an advert saying
"been refused a credit card by everyone else?
We'll still approve you.

49.99% APR"


fuckkk
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I want to put out some adverts that read:
"been refused a credit card by everyone else?
That's because you're a fucking theif!
Don't go trying to get any more credit, you scumbag.
People like you are half the reason for the
current GLOBAL FUCKING RECESSION! Get a job."
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# "Do you have more going out than you have coming in? THEN STOP BORROWING MONEY YOU'RE NO FUCKING GOOD AT IT"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I think Vinnie the loan shark down the street offers better rates than that
on the other hand, the company whose advert you saw probably won't break your knees if you're a day late on payment.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# too true. bones mend, credit rating is for life :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Yes but arguably bones are more important.
For standing and shit....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I just watched Comedy Vehicle, its really good.
the recession one is probably the best I've seen thus far, though the one about Del Boy was particularly good too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Did you burn your face on an iron?
Why not sue Prometheus, the greek god who invented fire? Or an iron-aged chieftain for having the temerity to popularise the metal.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# I don't want that of Radio 4
I don't want them wasting money on being young and hip, I want them to pay for more comedy programs where the presenters replace actual content with simply changing pace and pitch of their speech
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Easter special.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)