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# OH GOD! OH JESUS!

The Wicker Man Special Easter Edition
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# i was only just thinking that the wickerman could do with a bit of jeeebus
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Not the erotic chocolate covered kind unfortunately.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# funny you should say that

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# !
I'll go find some nutella and meet you on msn later...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# i want nutella rubbed all over my blind tits!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# THE INTERNET CAN PROVIDE!
Oh yes, rub me like that...
Now wear the habit and say 'Oh what a lovely tea party'

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Fucking hell it's been ages since I last pissed about/made vague sexual advances towards you hasn't it?
I'm being incredibly shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# looks like i'm going to the london bash
so i can proceed to scare the crap out of you in return if you'll be there.
providing i can figure out the trains and/or crash at red sushi's.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Don't know if I'll go.
Went the last time and unsurprisingly my lack of drinking and social ineptness just led to me standing around not really knowing who to talk to and experiencing an unsurpass feeling of dread.

Plus I'd only get jealous and want you to talk entirely to me anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# come for an hour or 2 then!
and you can sit on my lap, you're only wee.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Maybe.
I'd probably only act all pathetic and sympathy worthy so I can manipulate your attention anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# awww sweetie.
you on facebook yet?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Nah, don't really do all that stuff.
Plus I ain't really got that much to tell.

"Jeru has 0 friends requests"
*single solitary tear*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# OH GOD! OH BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# BARRY CHRIST!
Private Detective™
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# See, it sounds so much better.
Barry Christ works so much better then Jesus Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)