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# Hello.......

...is it a scary big clay head of love you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha
We only talking about that earlier, when we talking about what would of happened if Jesus had been called Barry.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# BANG!
...And the nails are gone! Heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha :D
Hi, I'm Barry Christ and this is Cillit Bang
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# who doesn't endorses shitting on mice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# horses endorses, of courses
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# horses are evil
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# horse is a ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# no, they are just evil bastards, that should be eaten
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
# David Bowie has now been top by Melissa Joan Hart reading peter and the wolf
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# nope i have now found worse, Captain Kangaroo reading it
although the sean connery one and the Sir john gielgud one are good

and there is no way I am going to listen to the Lenny henry or sting version of it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# ahahaha EPIC!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Yays!
This would have, in my opinion, made that movie all the more scary! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# i love the fact that the clay lionel has become a cult icon
it's often underrated in the world of internet memes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# it really fucking is.
it's jut such an icon of everything that is wrong with being a teacher and stalking a blind student and calling her in the middle of the night singing an awful ballad down the phone only for her to make a big fuck off clay bust that looks nothing said teacher/stalker/rapist/m.o.r crooner.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# well, to be fair to the blind teacher, she is blind
er..and an actress in a music video, which is where my argument falls down a bit, your honour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I'm surprised Chia Obama
hasn't exploded in popularity. Walgreens removed it under pressure of complaints. It comes in even comes in two styles, happy and determined.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# .
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# hahaha
Even he says the head looks fucking terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# hahah
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# OH GOD! OH JESUS!

The Wicker Man Special Easter Edition
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# i was only just thinking that the wickerman could do with a bit of jeeebus
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Not the erotic chocolate covered kind unfortunately.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# funny you should say that

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# !
I'll go find some nutella and meet you on msn later...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# i want nutella rubbed all over my blind tits!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# THE INTERNET CAN PROVIDE!
Oh yes, rub me like that...
Now wear the habit and say 'Oh what a lovely tea party'

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Fucking hell it's been ages since I last pissed about/made vague sexual advances towards you hasn't it?
I'm being incredibly shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# looks like i'm going to the london bash
so i can proceed to scare the crap out of you in return if you'll be there.
providing i can figure out the trains and/or crash at red sushi's.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Don't know if I'll go.
Went the last time and unsurprisingly my lack of drinking and social ineptness just led to me standing around not really knowing who to talk to and experiencing an unsurpass feeling of dread.

Plus I'd only get jealous and want you to talk entirely to me anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# come for an hour or 2 then!
and you can sit on my lap, you're only wee.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Maybe.
I'd probably only act all pathetic and sympathy worthy so I can manipulate your attention anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# awww sweetie.
you on facebook yet?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Nah, don't really do all that stuff.
Plus I ain't really got that much to tell.

"Jeru has 0 friends requests"
*single solitary tear*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# OH GOD! OH BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# BARRY CHRIST!
Private Detective™
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# See, it sounds so much better.
Barry Christ works so much better then Jesus Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# How do you that?
I've always wanted to make a Thomas The Tank Engine coming down the line saying 'woo!', but never knew how...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# got the clip off youtube, cut out half the frames, reseized it and added la richie in photoshop then animated it in image ready.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# As in 'print screen'ing every few frames?
Hmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# no, vixy.net download it as the web one never works
convert the file to avi, use a screen capping programme to get the frames, then layer them all together in photoshop.

i learnt how to do it from making littlie movie icons for my livejournal years ago, i just searched up a load of tutorials
www.gawariel.com/tutorials/photoshop-tutorials/how-to-make-a-movie-icon
and just applied it to a bigger scale of animating and adding lionel richie heads.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)