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# *soothes with calming Mint tea and jiggly waitresses*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# hmmmmm jiggly waitresses.....jum jum
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# You weren't there...
You have no clue.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Maybe he was stalking you?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Nah, I had my taser with me for such eventualities...
and you couldn't really miss him, could you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I've never seen him
Maybe he's stalking me!

*runs off and hides under sink*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# *offers spare Taser*
You might need this...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I think I'll be OK,
I'm far too ugly for anyone to want to stalk ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'm sure that's not true, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# THE BEWWWWLS THE BEWWWWLS
ISTTHHHHP THAP YOOOOOOOOOOOO ASTHHHHHPMERELDA?

*gurns*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# HAHAHA
That is about right.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# It is
I'd gaz you a picture but you might end up in a coma.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# come come now
there's modesty and then ther... OH MY GOD YOU'RE HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!*

*I'm sure you're exceedingly easy on the eye
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# *pff*
In 20 years I see myself looking like Milton Waddams
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# *claps*
You know the way to my heart. Lamby tea and musically bottomed wenches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)