'Oh he's gone for your room. It's you he wants. Offer yourself to him.'
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arrangedletters,
Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:32,
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"Are you a SPONGE or a STONE? Do you soak up new experiences?"
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:35,
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*phlegms* "you see that? Other than a raw potato that's the only solid to have passed my lips in three days."
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arrangedletters,
Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:38,
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two quadruple whiskies and two pints of cider, ice in the cider
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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:40,
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I want to play the drinking game.
"you have soup. Why don't have any soup?"
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arrangedletters,
Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:43,
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"what is it?"
"matter!"
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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:46,
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Liar! You've got antifreeze! You mustn't mix your drinks!
edit : How can I not know how to spell "mustn't"? it's "must not". very easy. "musnt"? fool!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:52,
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I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:13,
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I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to highly evasive skills.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:44,
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I can't Handle the meat.... As a young boy I used to weep in butchershops.
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Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:03,
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