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[challenge entry] Yes, where was bunny?


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(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# *checks for deesillustration.com tag*
Woot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Basingstoke
also, I just had a phonecall from India asking me if I received a local paper this week

*confuseds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Local to him or you?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# that was my confusedness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I wouldnt mind getting the bongobongo times every month
it cant be any more boring than the chew valley gazette
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Did it open with the words
"hello sir, my name is Crispin..."

?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# his name appeared to be Jennifer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# =D
I do love the fake names the call centres have taken to using...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# "I've been waiting months for my copy of the Shrinigar gazette! you people are most innefective!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha
that'd be more interesting

our local paper's headlines run thus:

CRIME
OAP SUICIDE
CRIME
MUGGING
YOUTH CRIME
VANDALISM
FLYTIPPERS
CRIME
DRUNKS
CRIME
POLICE CRACKDOWN ON CYCLISTS
CRIME
JOYRIDERS
RECIPES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# yeah that might run
crime.. bombing, police corruption, riot, flames

EVERYTHING IS FINE! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Don't go there
We used to get that about once a week, when i live in taunton. Hello, did you get the free paper this week? Yes. Ok.

Same every time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# did it say FREE PHONECALL WITH THIS PAPER on the front?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# We have two in Derby
one is just in the shops and one can be bought but is mostly delivered free.

I rang the second one up a few months ago to ask about getting it delivered as I'd noticed the houses up the road got it but we never had.
I was told that they 'didn't deliver to my part of the road'. When this was repeated back to confirm I'd heard right it was explained further, in a very 'explaining to the idiot' tone, that they couldn't deliver to ALL of the area.

Huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# with some sort of tube/pulley system
you can cunningly divert your superior paper-receiving neighbours' letterbox to your own

they'll never notice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Sith bunny wins :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# yes, where was he?
madness *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)