hahai can imagine specsavers advisors describing someones eyes as those when they try on some specs.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:28,
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The customer asking if they will be fine to wear whilst out raping
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:32,
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The camera says "artist" but the eyes say "rape"
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:29,
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No, it's the mouth that says "psychopath"the combo screams "Visionary artist director with a nice little sideline in psychopathic rape and homeopathy"
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:32,
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It also tell me that he has a bath full of acid at home and some very sharp knifes Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:33,
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And some essential oils... Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:35,
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and a garage full of black bin liners and plastic sheetsand a cat called Miggins
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:37,
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And a dreamcatcher on one of the windows, to channel the energy correctly. Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:37,
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All impeccably clean.Right, time to go home and ponder my lack of career options, see you all tomorrow!
*waves*
(*waves*
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:39,
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