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# Have a Stanley Kubrick
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# is it? Ive never seen him that young!
I always thought he was born with a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Itchy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# CAndles!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# It's his wikipedia articals picture
so it must be right.
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# those are some rapey eyes there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# haha
i can imagine specsavers advisors describing someones eyes as those when they try on some specs.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# The customer asking if they will be fine to wear whilst out raping
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# The camera says "artist" but the eyes say "rape"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# and psychopath
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# No, it's the mouth that says "psychopath"
the combo screams "Visionary artist director with a nice little sideline in psychopathic rape and homeopathy"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# It also tell me that he has a bath full of acid at home and some very sharp knifes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# And some essential oils...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# and a garage full of black bin liners and plastic sheets
and a cat called Miggins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# And a dreamcatcher on one of the windows, to channel the energy correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# and a wind chime
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# All impeccably clean.
Right, time to go home and ponder my lack of career options, see you all tomorrow!

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# bye
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# ooh that's nice
he looks a bit miserable though

TJ : Last year I caught (on camera - www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoBTXFwrHr0) some twats nicking weed from my pond. I swore if someone did it again, I'd report them to the old bill.
I now have a different twat on camera putting some very young fish into the pond. Should I report it and if so, as what?
I'm gonna have to catch them anyway as there isn't room in the pond and they might have god-knows-what.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# trespass?
unless your pond is in a public area
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Illegal fish immigration
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Put a note, near the pond stating that they are on camera and will be prosecuted if they don't walk away.
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# this is good advice
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Fill the pond with sharks with frickin lazers on their heads
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# if only I could!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# with a IIIf in his hands...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Delightful!
and loose reason enough I hope to once again post my Stanley Eyetoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# haha
cool

/me wishes he could draw
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)