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# I shall look this up tonight as something with which to cheer Mrs V
She's not having a good time of it at the mo so I'm going to try and get her drunk and feed her cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# just soak some nice cake in ameretto
its more efficient than cake and booze

good luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# It's not about efficiency.
If it were about efficiency I'd just give her a bottle of meths and a packet of butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# my mrs has had 2 hours sleep since
Wednesday - combination of her shifts and her dad having a massive heart problem. Im avoiding her as she is a touch 'sensitive' and likely to thump me. I will bring her chocolate and wine later, prob just leave it by the door and run
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# do the dishes without being asked.
bring her cups of tea/coffee, also without being asked.
relinquish the remote control.
these things will make her happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# show her your willy
that usually makes me laugh.

willies in general, that is, not yours specifically.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Yeah.
Mine would more make you moan.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Bloody hell, don't you ever clean that thing?
I suppose I have to do everything around here, as usual. Hand it over then, and go watch the footie ar something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# See?
They don't call me "The Vagabond Of The Vapours" for nothing.

Actually ...

Actually I don't think they call me "The Vagabond Of The Vapours", thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Do so, Nigel Havers
Or the Bomber of Hammersmith Bridge. As I know for a fact when that happened it was done by the resident (or a person was employed for it) as the traffic reduced all thems rich peeps property values.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)